Intro:
Alright, that's it! I'm deleting my account! Whoa... 50 likes?? I got 50 likes!! I gotta check this out!
Verse 1:
Welcome back, where faces stay CAPtured,
Go aHEAD and log IN with your eMAIL and password,
It’s Facebook, the place to lose your SENses,
Lovin’ EVeryone although they’re STRANgers on your friend list,
And OH boy, how we wait and sit for THAT “like”,
Gettin’ NOtified would be the SAME as hittin’ crack pipes,
When you compare yourself to others, POOR them,
It’s pathetic, you feel better for having more friends,
Many likes, you never know what someone’s gonna SAY,
All of a sudden SOMEone’s a celebrity for ONE day,
And in a LONG thread, you’re prob’ly CAUGHT in,
Talkin’ OFten, and pressured to click like on EVERYbody’s comment,
So what is it you post? Some quotes or dope music?
Nothin’ you can think of? Well then, post a FOOD pic,
You tried loggin’ off instead of followin’ your FRIENDS,
But sooner than LAter, you’re gonna log IN again…
Hook:
It’s a place where your faces can all belong,
You’re enslaved to your page when you’re loggin’ on…
Right here where they see ya,
Like or they delete ya,
Where you can be someBOdy,
Where you can be someBOdy, welcome back…
Loggin’ on, log off, and loggin’ on,
But you’re coming right back and so they all wanna say…
Loggin’ on, log off, and loggin’ on,
Though it’s not reality, I know that y’all gotta stay…
Verse 2:
And HOW about the times that you’ve been gone like a DAY?
Some are madder than hell when you don’t resPOND right away,
But on the OTHer hand, some ACT like they never catch it,
Though it tells you the exact TIME that they read your message,
The newsfeed is DAngerous, where bitter clowns be,
‘Cause you start thinkin’ “Are they talkin’ shit about ME?”
With ONE friend less, at first you’re hostile,
Then spend an hour tryna figure out the person who dropped you,
Facebook, where stressed PEEPS retort,
It’s so popular they callin’ it “F.B.” for short,
To HOLLER at the ladies, the method that’s fresh and easy,
Is to ask for their Facebook, because it’s less creepy,
You got no game? No need to stress or SMOKE somethin’,
‘Cause if ALL else fails, then you can press the poke button,
But CHATtin’ for hours just ain’t a GREAT lookin’ HAbit,
My name is Doc WHISper, I’m a FACEbook addict…
Soulful, funky instrumental hip-hop with deep grooves; producer JD. Reid was "inspired by Madlib," & his fans will find much to love. Bandcamp New & Notable Nov 24, 2020